An obit for the Orange One, Chosen by ‘god’. ®

 

It’s customary for journalistic publications to have obits ready just in case. Drumpf is in Walter Reed undergoing experimental ‘compassionate’ treatment. Considering that Drumpf is, perhaps, the least compassionate person ever to hold the office of POTUS, that’s ironic enough but the juice of irony flows freely in this administration (sic). 

The Donald is gone from us. (cue the keeners)

Drumpf was the kind of arsehole that other arseholes would point to and say,  under their breaths, ‘There goes a real arsehole.

Drumpf never should have been anywhere near the White House or the Oval Office except as a child on a public tour. He may just have learned something about the government, if he’d had taken the tour. Alas! Drumpf was just a child-sized, miniature version of the arsehole that he’d become later when more than he disregarded the deaths of more than 200,000 Americans as a Democratic, far-left hoax.

 It takes a real arsehole to gin up the bluster to pooh-pooh the deaths of nearly a quarter of a million people. Drumpf was just that kind of arsehole.

“Nobody gets it.”he was heard to say.

(Lost a loved one to C-19?
Buck up loser; the Dow is doing great and the NASDAQ is setting record highs. That should cheer the funeral a bit.)

A-hem (n.b. This is meant as an obituary for the Drumpfian One – asides aside.)

At first, there was wide-spread skepticism on social media about whether or not he actually had contracted the virus. Taking the word of a pathological liar is a lesson which should be quickly learned but wasn’t by many in the mass media. 

Was a trip to Walter Reed for treatment a moment to lament or a moment for cynicism?

If he dies, we’ll have an unequivocal answer.

As this is an obit-in-advance, we’ll assume that he does succumb to the nasty hoax the Dems delivered from China.

Surviving the Drumpfen-putz are five variously criminal children, one complicit wife ‘from East of here' and two former co-dependents who signed pre-nuptial agreements.

Other surviving family members are scattered about trying to distance themselves from his toxic miasma and the massive debt that will bring down Deustche Bank and several Russian oligarchs.

His departure from this veil of tears has deprived us of the spectacle of his court appearances for sexual assault, tax fraud, bank fraud, negligent genocide, crimes against humanity, obstruction of justice and conspiring with a foreign government as well as his hoped-for conviction and incarceration.

May we never see his like again.