Schadenfreude. It’s one of
those ten dollar words that sophisticated people like to pepper their
conversations with.
Schadenfreude is that feeling of joy brought on by the problems of others. (Yes,
it’s a real thing and wouldn’t you know that the Germans would have a term for
it?)
Slap-stick comedy evokes
schadenfreude. Watching Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin pratfall and wince in
pain is hilarious, after all. That’s what I’ve been experiencing every day of
late; schadenfreude. The mirth which has infused my spirit is the deep doo-doo
that Gaetz and The Former Guy find themselves in recently.
It is to laugh! And I do. Reference
Gaetz-gaete and gales of laughter cause my wife to be concerned for my sanity. Mention
money-bomb, ‘Winred’ and MAGA-minions being fleeced by the Orange One and mad
chortling ensues every time.
It must be pointed out that
my schadenfreude is tempered with anger, frustration and incredulity. Where the
anger comes from should be known to all who resisted the presidency of Ol’ 45.
The frustration stems from the glacial pace of the judicial system. The
incredulity is in response to the number of MAGA-goofs who persist in putting
their confidence in a Confidence Man; who actually give money to a
self-proclaimed ga-zillionaire.
(That triumvirate of reaction
is triggered by the Derek Chauvin trial, too, but that is another story…)
Gaetz Gaete has been a joy to
watch unfold. It’s a bit like watching an origami master in reverse but finding
out that that the craft which made the paper unicorn was a spurious one
involving scissors and a kind of salacious glue. And Little Matty’s world is, indeed, coming
unglued.
My wife should anticipate
more howls of laughter when the Man from Mar-A-Lago is swept away in a tidal
wave of indictments.
Schadenfruede.
Fade to:
Bill Barr.
If the thought; ’The most corrupt AG in recent memory…’
leaps to mind, you’re not alone.
Barr’s departure from legalistic norms is well-known and
well-documented. Barr interfered with prosecutions, prioritized politics over
justice, undermined the Russian interference in the 2016 election and hindered
congressional oversight. Moreover, he declared that all investigations of
politicians would go directly through him; that way he could protect the Former
Guy’s sycophants and pillory political enemies.
In that context, consider this: Barr’s office began investigation
in late 2020 into a certain Matt Gaetz. The most corrupt AG since John Mitchell
could not or would not side-step an FBI inquiry into the affairs of Mr Gaetz.
That is how bad this is. Barr could dismiss Russian election
interference, ignore more than a score of credible accusations of sexual
assault against the Orange One, stand aside and allow all of the depredations
of 45’s administration; graft, corruption, violations of the Hatch Act, and so
on. What Barr could not do was shuffle the FBI investigation into Matt Gaetz to
the bottom of the ‘to-do’ list at Justice.
Caveat: Charges against Mr Gaetz have, as yet, not been
brought. (tick-tock...) He has denied any wrong-doing by pleading in true
GOP-fashion that he’s a victim of ‘cancel culture’, blah-blah-blah.
That Gaetz petitioned the Former Guy for a blanket pardon
does not bode well for him, either. It must be noted that even the ethically
and legalistically unhinged advisors to the Orange Doofus would not consider
broaching the idea of a pardon for the young Congressman to the
Grifter-in-chief. Gaetz’s steadfast loyalty to the Man from Mar-A-Lago didn’t enter
into it.
It must be assumed that Gaetz was too toxic for either Barr
or 45. There is much more to come.
Gaetz-Gaete Update:
Joel Greenberg - nobody's favorite tax-collector and Matt's good buddy in crime (allegedly...) has decided to flip on the Florida Congressman in hopes to get a deal from federal prosecutors. Hoo-boy, this should be good. Stay tuned.
Update of the Gaetz-Gaete update:
Republican maverick, Adam Kissinger, has called for Matty to resign.
Schadenfreude...