Thursday, May 3, 2018

Inveterate, Incessant, Pathological


REPORT: Trump Dictated Infamous Doctor’s Letter Stating He’s Be The ‘Healthiest President In History’

https://www.truthexam.com/2018/05/report-trump-dictated-infamous-doctors-letter-stating-hes-be-the-healthiest-president-in-history/

..and this comes a surprise to whom? A pomegranate with a brain tumor? Your addled aunt who threw turkey dressing at you last Thanksgiving for offering a divergent opinion?

Drumpf is an inveterate, incessant, pathological liar.
Drumpf is an inveterate, incessant, pathological liar.
Drumpf is an inveterate, incessant, pathological liar.

How many times does this have to be said? 
How many times does this lying sack have to be caught flat-footed in a bold-faced lie before it is universally agreed in accepting the fact that Drumpf telling yet another lie is predetermined and inevitable. 

Nearly every typesetter (he said, showing his age) could save time by using 'Lies Again' in elephant-bold as a headline nearly every fricking day of the week.

Fer cryin' out loud!
He called Forbes magazine, lied about who he was - claiming he was 'John Baron' - and then lied about how much money he had just to get on a fricking list!

He's told so many lies - utter untruths, total fabrications, purposeful errors - GACK - so may lies just since he's been our (shudder) POTUS that the New York Times [fake news] writers David Leonhardt and Stuart A. Thompson opined 'There is simply no precedent for an American president to spend so much time telling untruths.' December 14, 2017...
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/29/opinion/the-trump-lies-project-next-steps.html

It's almost become a parlor game.
Robert Young (in the role of father):
'How many Drumpf lies did you hear today. Princess?'
Elinor Donahue (in the role of Betty):
'Oh, father, I've only heard half a dozen... but he's been out on the golf course, again.'
Robert Young: 'and you Kitten? How many lies have you heard the (urp) president tell today?'
Lauren Chapin (as Kitten) 'I heard lots, Daddy, but,... they made no sense so I couldn't be-member them exactly...'
Jane Wyatt (as 'Mother'):
'That's 'remember', dear. Not 'be-member''
Billy Gray (as Bud, the son):
'Oh, yeah!? Well, feck all o' yuz. Trump is the greatest man alive and I'm running away to intern for Sean Hannity!'

..and 'scene'...
Now,back to our regularly schedule program, already in progress...

And the Wa-Po [fake news] 'Fact-checker' tabulates that as of April 30, 2018, the (gack) president has iterated a skosh over 3000 lies in his 466 days in office. 
That's 6.4399 lies per day told publicly. 

Not all of his lies are told in public, of course. He speaks with people in private, as well. So, with an average of 6.5 publicly uttered lies per day, how many lies does he tell in private? (That will make a nice topic for someone master's thesis in statistics, someday... 
if there is a someday, someday...)

And his public lies are not limited to incidental, inconsequential ones. They are not just little white lies about his weight or his blood pressure or his height. We're not talking little white lies. Drumpf lies about EVERYTHING. He even lies about making little white lies to cover little white lies.

Drumpf is an inveterate, incessant, pathological liar.
Drumpf is an inveterate, incessant, pathological liar.
Drumpf is an inveterate, incessant, pathological liar.

I wouldn't trust this schmuck to tell me the time. 
I wouldn't trust him to tell me what day it is if I'd just awaken from a coma. 
I would trust him to hold me coat if I was about to jump into the Grand Canyon. 

Never mind watch my cat or water the plants. 
Ask Drumpf to house-sit and you'd better be aware that when you get back there won't be a house for you to live in. He'll have sold it, burned it down for insurance or squatted and taken up residency with a restraining order against your re-entry.

So, get over it with this 'Oh, dear, Mr Trump has been found misstating his weight.'
To put it into context...

W and Cheney lied about WMDs and Saddam's connection to 9-11 and Al-Qaeda. They even got Gen. Colin Powell to proliferate their lie. 

What Drumpfen-dork is capable of lying about will make those war-criminals look like school-boys on a lark.



Friday, April 27, 2018

Bonkers-in-Chief





Drumpf (on the phone) "Michael, uh, Michael is in business.
He's really a businessman... and a fairly big business as I understand it. I don't know his business...but this doesn't have to do with me.
Michael is a businessman. He's got a business. He also practices law, I would say probably the big thing is his business and they're looking at something having to do with his business. I have nothing to do with his business.
I can tell you... (sniff) he's a good guy..."
(mumbled, garbled, cross-talk) "... He sometimes..."

[Faux und Freunds sofa jock]: "But isn't his business your attorney, Mr President?"

Drumpf "Well, I have many, many... just so you understand... I have many attorneys...
I have attorneys... uh, you...
Sadly, I have so many attorneys, you  wouldn't even believe it."
Michael is somebody...

[Faux und Freunds sofa jock:] "How much of your... Mr President... How much of your legal work was handled by Michael Cohen?"


Drumpf "A percentage of my legal work... a tiny, tiny little fraction... But, Michael

would represent me and represent me on some things. He represents me... like with this crazy Stormy Daniels deal he represented me. And, you know, from what I see he did absolutely nothing wrong. There were no campaign funds going into this..."

[Sofa Stoogette]: Then why is he pleading the Fifth?

Drumpf: "... which would have been a problem. Because he's got other things. He's got businesses, and from what I understand they're looking at his businesses, and I hope he's in great shape. He's got businesses and I hope he's in great shape but he's got businesses and his lawyers probably told him to do that, but I'm not involved... and I'm not in' ... And I've been told I'm not involved, (crosstalk) frankly that's what came out in the newspaper and I've been told I'm not involved... (mumble...)"

This blithering tirade morphed through several topics and ended with a shouted, maniacal rant about the 2015 $700,000 campaign contribution made to Jill McCabe, wife of Andrew McCabe, the Deputy Director of the FBI whom Drumpf/Sessions fired.

The
Faux und Freunds trio shined him on like the addled uncle at the Thanksgiving Dinner.

The POTUS is clearly bonkers, if I may use a technical term.

The Clown Car

So,... imagine the crew of the Titanic, if the Titanic was a nuclear-powered Love Boat captained by an illiterate cretin who knew nothing about ships or navigation and lacking all nautical skills yet under the delusion that he was frickin' Magellan and Columbus combined, drilling holes in the hull of the ship...
While tweeting...

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Scoundrels, Bounders, Villains and Blackguards


 "They may smile a smile yet be a villain.'

Isn't it odd that all the palaver about Michael 'Take-a-bullet' Cohen is on whether he will 'flip', and NOT asserting that Drumpf and Cohen are innocent? One must suppose that even to a die-hard Drumpf cultist, the notion that either of these two dirt-bags is 'innocent' is simply too preposterous to consider.
As a follow-up to the article 'The Company He Keeps'... (please follow this blog by clicking the appropriate place in the left-hand column...) which zeroed in on the menagerie of miscreants that Drumpfen-dork associated with, (e.g. Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Roy Cohn, etc), let's look at the ne'ver-do-wells which currently populate (infest? beset?) 45's administration.
 
The current administration is rife with corruption on a level never seen in modern times; Zinke, Pruitt, Mnuchin, DeVos, Perdue, Ross, Carson, Chao, have all been cited for misconduct and/or misappropriations. Here's a handy compendium of articles from actual journalists which report the despicable activities of these scoundrels, bounders, villains and blackguards.

Alexander Acosta; Secretary of Labor 

Alex Azar - Secretary of Health and Human Services
 
Jim Bridenstine - NASA Administrator,  Oklahoma
 
Ben Carson - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
...from Michigan!

Elaine Chao - Secretary of Transportation
...from Taipei, Taiwan! (Kentucky)

Betsy DeVos - Secretary of Education

Gina Haspel - CIA Director (nominee)
...from Kentucky!
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/23/gina-haspels-cia-appointment-will-delight-torturers-trump
http://time.com/5250440/gina-haspel-retired-military/


Steve Mnuchin - Secretary of the Treasury

Mick Mulvaney - Director of the Office of Management & Budget

George Ervin "Sonny" Perdue III - Secretary of Agriculture

Mike Pompeo - CIA Director/ Secretary of State

Scott Pruitt - Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency

Wilbur Ross - Secretary of Commerce


 Ryan Zinke - Secretary of the Interior

Match these incompetents with the corruption of the office of POTUS by Drumpf's open and brash violation of the emoluments clause and we have a recipe for disaster unparalleled in modern American history. 
We've entered a new, more corrosive 'Gilded Age' which is bankrupting the nation and undermining American credibility and honor on the global stage.

Impeach the president and end this assault on the Constitution and the respectability of the Republic.